Tiny Talk Tuesday

Kayleigh is 30 months old

I’ve seen this blog carnival around and often cracked up at the posts.  I’ve wanted to link up, Kayleigh is always saying hysterical things, but I am forgetful and forget most everything she says before I think to write it down.  But I’ve remembered something, finally.  So here I am writing it down.

In case you’ve never been to my blog before, let me give you a couple of Kayleigh quotes that will clue you into her personality.

Things you will often hear here saying to her older sister:

“Scoop ova Tenzie! (That’s K-speak for scoot and Mackenzie.)  You is too close to my mommy!”

“Stinkeryella”~(Please pronounce those l’s like y’s. Thank you. )  I don’t even know what to say about this one.  She came up with this herself.  She’s never even seen Cinderella.

What she says after getting in trouble.

“You my best fwiendt! I yuve you much!”

So know you know that she’s bossy, tempermental, and clever.

And her most recent big production.

We’re at the closing night of Vacation Bible School.  Our pastor is giving a little speech.  For whatever reason, his speech starts off with a story of a kid jumping into a river near his house when an alligator attacks him.

Kayleigh was apparently listening because she shouts, at the top of her lungs, “Oh my gosh!!!!  That is soooo bad!”  Hands on her cheeks, Home Alone style.

Everyone heard her.  Even though we were in the back.  Even though there were tons of kids all giggling and restless.  She was that loud.  Pastor commented, “Yes Kayleigh that was bad.” 

He was probably thinking how sweet she was to be concerned and impressed that she was actually listening to him at all.

At least until she started making alligator motions with her hands and shouting, “Snap!  Snap!  Snap!” 

I doubt anyone who was there could tell you what the point of Pastor’s story was that night.

I should’ve never taught her 5 Little Monkeys Sitting in a Tree. 

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